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* you can GET chocolate
* chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
* you can safely have chocolate while you are driving
* you can make chocolate last as long as you want to
* you can have chocolate even in front of your mother
* if you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind
* two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
* you can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates
* you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
* you don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
* "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
* with chocolate there is no need to fake it
* chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
* you can have chocolate at any time of the month
* good chocolate is easy to find
* you can have an many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
* you are never too young or too old for chocolate
* when you are having chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors awake
* with chocolate, size doesn't matter. It's always good
* you don't have to beg for chocolate
* you can have chocolate with little kiddies and not go to jail
* chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it
* you can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday
* it's easy to find 8 inches of chocolate