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If Clinton is the answer it must been a stupid question. Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Welcome to Bradford, Now go home. Your kid may be an honour student but your still an IDIOT! It's as bad as you think, and they were out to get you. If you don't like the news, go out and make some. All I want to do is massage your back - TRUST me... Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me! My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh I will miss her. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the Tax man. Sorry, I don't date outside my species. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't steal, the government hates competition. Honk if you are God. Nobodys ugly after 2am! Cover me.... I'm changing lanes... Don't like my driving.... dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Proud parent of the inmate of the month at the Chino corectional facilities. 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So many pedestrians, so little time. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself! - Thanks to Melisa from the USA! Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges. 90% of people are made by accident. Forget the Jones's, I keep up with the Simpsons Do you think you could drive any better with that car phone stuck up your butt? I took an IQ test and the results were Negative Dancers do it on the floor. Dancers do it to music. Dancers do it with rhythm. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him. Cowgirls like to ride bareback. HUG A LOGGER - you'll never go back to trees I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I used to live in the real world, then I got evicted. Baby, I'm your's! Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey! When there's a will, I want to be in it! My other wife is beautiful. Okay, who "stopped the payment" on my reality check? All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink. 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A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion. I don't have a license to Kill, I have a learners permit. Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!! Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister. LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools. To all you virgins out there.. thanks for nothing!" A hard man is good to find. Ahhhh....good to the last drop! I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence! A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing. A good girl is good, but I'm even better! According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. It's a dog eat dog world...and i'm wearing milkbone underwear!!! Keep honking, I'm reloading. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill. There is one in every crowd and they always find me. Clinton doesn't inhale.... he SUCKS! Keep granny off the streets, support bingo Horn not working, watch for hand signals Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS! I love animals - They taste great! Pride is what we have. 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