1) A Beer doesn't' get jealous when you grab another beer.
2) When you go to a bar, you know you can pick up a beer.
3) A beer won't get upset if you come home with a beer on your breath.
4) You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5) If you pour a beer right, you will always get a good head.
6) You can get rid of a hang-over.
7) You can share a beer with your friends.
8) You don't have to wash your hands before a beer tastes good.
9) You know your always the first to pop a beer.
10) A beer always goes down on the first night.
11) A frigid beer is a good beer.
12) You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
13) A beer never says no!
14) There's never a bad time of the month to have a beer.
15) When your finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 10p.
16) Beer Stains wash out.
17) You can enjoy a Beer all month long.
18) A beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
19) A beer never gets a Headache.
20) A beer is always wet.
21) A beer doesn't demand quality.
22) A beer doesn't care when you come.