The Ultimate List of Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms
IBM
- Idiots But Me
- Idiots Building Machines
- I've Been Mislead
- Itty Bitty Machines
- I've Been Moved
- I Blame Microsoft
- It's Better Manually
- I've Been Mugged
- Itty Bitty Machine
- I'll Buy Macintoshes (next time...)
- It Bit Me
- I Shoulda Boughta Macintosh
- I Built Microsoft
- I Bring Manuals
Macintosh
- Machine Always Crashes, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MS-Windows
- Mostly Swaps When It's Not Dealing Only With Solitaire
- Mainly Slow When It's Not Dealing Only With Solitaire
- My System Will Intentionally Never Do Output Without Scrambling
- My System's Wholly Integrated Newly Designed Over Weight Solitaire
- My System Will Intentionally Never Do Output Without Scrambling
- MS-Sloth
- MS-Lost
Windows
- When I Need Data Output Without Speed
- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
- Wholly Inbred Needless Data On the Welfare System
- While Idle, Never Does Operate Well, Sigh
- While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
- Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
Win
- Whoppingly Immense NOP (NOP=assembly command to do nothing)
- Worm Infestation Netware
MS-Windows NT or Windows NT
- My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator Only With Some Network Technology
- Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally
- Windows as a Netword Trojan
Different Operating Systems (Expectations)
Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get
MS-DOS: You Asked For It, You Got It
UNIX: IfUHv2sk, UDntWnt2Kno
VMS: You Got It, All Of It, Want It Or Not
Random Abbreviations for Most Computer Companies
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent, Complete and Rigorous Operating System OF
Today
IBM In Bull***t Maintenance
APPLE As Programmer Puts,.. Lost Everything !!!
OS/2 Oh Sh** !
MS-WINDOWS Most Simple WINDOWS
INTEL IN Total Errata Logic
SUN Such Utter Nonsense / Shut Up and Nap
WARP What A Rot Program
DEC Dump Everything and Close
MAC Most Absurd Computer
HP Hot Pursuit
HCL Holy Computer Logic
NEXT Now EXchange for Trash
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